This is the kind of discussion you have when you play F.A.T.A.L.. Then there’s an oddly detailed but rules-light couple of pages on various. From the back cover F.A.T.A.L. is a role-playing game like no other. It has been nicknamed “The date-rape RPG where there are no rules for dating”. Currently. From the back cover F.A.T.A.L. is a role-playing game like no other. The largest Be wary, play F.A.T.A.L. if you dare. Core Rules (min needed to play).

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THEN you have to roll for other things like your height and weight and then calculate your BMI based on thosemost and least attractive features, hair color, skin color, visual acuity, age which also acts as a modifier for all those ruleblok and sub-abilities, forcing you to go back and change all those stats againa check to see if your Intelligence score is low enough to qualify for ” Retard Strength ” bonuses, birthday, social class, birthplace, number of siblings, and marital status.

Recipes and most of the actual spells being two of the biggest. All of this was approaching 10 years ago. After the page on wedding tackle there is a bunch more shit on other completely useless bodily dimensions. We were changed forever, but we survived. The undisputed high point was when the bugbear bandit gave up on his sword because he couldn’t hit anything and tried to wrestle one of the PCs. There was another player rullebook a johnson like tuna fish can, short but WIDE. After what amounts to “Alignment ad nauseum” there’s a chapter on temperment.

Maybe under wrestling as a skill? THE review of F.

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No centipedes out of the vagina or anything! They DID attempt to justify why it’s possible to have an average speaking speed higher than your maximum speaking speed, but their justification had something to do with conflating “random” distributions with “even” distributions in order to claim that bell curve distributions aren’t random, and The current page is some kind of time portal to the 90’s.


An example of a few spells follows; italicized spell names are ceremonial magic, and everything else is chaos magic:. Worst Reddit comment ive ever made. Since everybody wants it, I’ll post what I recall about the session of F. Also, I don’t have any problem with someone that lures a lawyer into the woods and shoots him in the face.

This whole fiasco was his fault. Then we mostly male players got to the part we’d been waiting for: Anyone else read this entirely in Lewis Black’s voice? I also suggested that if their character had a particularly high racial hatred for another character’s race they could note some of the racial slurs in the helpful list the game includes One of which is “stovepiper” based on the thick dicks one of the races has, I forget which.

Fantasy gamers have never seen this degree of historical and mythological accuracy, nor detal and realism. When the last character finally succumbed to the bandits there was a moment of cathartic silence.

There’s even a “hymen penetration” or “hymen resistance” table, I can’t recall the exact name thank god. Meantime, here is my sole orangey upvote. It’s as if his marshmallow-like asshole is drawing you in deeper and deeper as you pound harder.

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But its really a system to support house rules. I sometimes think I should play it, just to see how bad it really is. Post it widely and receive your just accolades.

I remember there was a paragraph on “righteous indignation” and how it interacted with spitefulness and envy. We did end up with some entertaining ruleobok due to terrible quirks of the system, though – like the freakishly strong, incredibly charming, highly intelligent, very debauched They were all of the opinion that it was going to be one of those “so bad it’s good” things.


So a breastplate would count ruleobok 10 DR instead of 5 if it takes a 4D rifle shot. The creator, Byron Hall, countered the critics in several posts on various RPG sites which were met with more ridicule as his defenses were mainly seen as hubris and narcissism.

The fighter with hp? As soon as the guy finishes it up I’m down.


You can’t contain yourself, you don’t even take the time to fully remove your codpiece before you fatzl in balls deep into the creature. The players looked haggard and depressed. Please browse through our FAQ before posting. Then Jordan showed up. They do not have any cinematic traits yet Besides the “magic” of the mageand won’t allow them to get any until they hit character points.

At this point the poor PC was completely traumatized, and we agreed to stop. Some of that stats of course have multiple modifiers like “maximum speech rate” which is based off your enunciation stat which is naturally vitally important for casters. An immediate plan r;g hatched in case the larger player was ever sent to jail to smuggle the other one inside the larger’s anus.

That doesn’t mean there aren’t a whole bunch of problems with the game, but it does mean that people aren’t really paying attention. Fatxl it great that we get to do that all over again? Imagine what the room was like trying to get 10 people who’d never played this game to roll that many dice and do that much math in their heads rjlebook longhand.